From sensual bondage to full-on anal hook fuckery, this year's #Christmas gift guide covers a very wide range of #kink and #sex ideas and I'm pretty proud of it. Click the links if you want to support my site, or just enjoy the hot fantasies if you're not in the market for buying stuff right now. Thanks [@stuart_cb]( ) for the gorgeous playful image! image
Really want a new tattoo. What should I get? (Wrong answers only)
Seeing as I'm still fucking ill, I am taking the opportunity to break in my new boots. Here's one for my #feet guys. And also my #DirtyCarpet guys. image
CN: rape This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today. Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late?
Jesus fucking Christ - a company ripped off the entire content of my Patreon call the other day and just republished it online. This literally includes video in which I show people around my bedroom, very personal stories about my life, and contributions from others that are private as well. I am fucking incensed??? I have sent a DMCA takedown, but what in the world makes them think it's acceptable to rip this content off under the guise of 'promoting' me. LIVID.
NEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me With apologies and thanks to Doctor Nerdlove, who said I could have a go at explaining this. And big thanks to [@stuart_cb]( ) as always for this amazing image. image
All I wanted ❤️
As is traditional on #InternationalMensDay, I'm going to repost a few of my favourite ever guest blogs from dudes. Starting with this gorgeous piece about 'performance'. "In that post-orgasmic woe you can slip back into oh god am I wasting this fuck and on into oh fuck am I wasting my life."
When you think you’ve come up with a sick burn but you’re smearing it on the walls in your own faeces. I wouldn’t normally let comments like this through but this outlook is fascinating and wrong in ways that are both hilarious and profoundly tragic. It’s exactly the sort of thing I might write a 4000 word essay about. 👌 image
I’m going the extra mile to bring you Halloween content this year... image