"The sheer number of cycles from light to dark, fast to slow, gentle to energetic spur us on to shag much harder, for longer." This time last year, me and this guy made a playlist of classical music to bang to... and then banged to it.

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Ride of the Valkyries makes it in, obviously, as does Night On Bare Mountain, but Oh Fortuna is far too funny and Pachelbel’s Canon too soft. We�...