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This man should dump his wife and marry me instead.
'My wife wants to sell my collection of 23 buses'
Wesley Tierney estimates he could earn £200,000 by selling his bus collection.
Boots charges nearly a HUNDRED QUID for a Covid booster, fuck my actual life. Anyone know if there's anywhere I can go to get a Covid booster + flu jab (I have to go private, I'm not eligible on the NHS) for cheap?
"It’s rare to meet a guy who both knows what he wants and is willing to express it so early, especially when he knows it’ll likely mean that we don’t end up having sex."
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Emotional honesty: this guy restored my faith in dating | Girl on the Net
It is more important to approach a date with emotional honesty than with the 'goal' of making it into bed or to the next date. Here'...
 This time in '23, I met a man who restored my faith in #dating.
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Emotional honesty: this guy restored my faith in dating | Girl on the Net
It is more important to approach a date with emotional honesty than with the 'goal' of making it into bed or to the next date. Here'...
As you bring it over my body the droplets that fall on my skin are ice cold and make me gasp. “Open your legs.” This time in '23, @npub1lg8d...l7az wanted to get fucked with an ice cold glass dildo...
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I want you to fuck me with an ice cold glass dildo: audio porn, Molly Moore
"I want you to fuck me with an ice cold glass dildo while your jizz drips out of me." Hot kink fantasy written and read by Molly Moore.
When I put out blog posts I've spent loads of time on and they immediately start getting shares.