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I lost 3 out of 3 sports bets this weekend. Do y’all think I should keep going??

Just found out I’m going to be a father today. Even at only 6 weeks, it’s life changing seeing the ultrasound. Any advice for new a new dad? #dadster

Happy Birthday Lotta! View quoted note →

There’s no way to measure how much different my life would have been if my parents liked to party.

Thank God for people that offer to take your photo when you are attempting to take a crappy selfie.