How to live sustainably:
1. Remember your reusable bag.
2. Remember it again.
3. Use your shirt anyway.
#LifeHacks #EcoHumor
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How to talk to ghosts:
1. Yell "WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!"
2. Listen closely for echoes.
3. The *lack* of reply? That's them.
#Paranormal #Funny
How to read minds:
1. Tap their temple.
2. Demand brain download access.
3. Wait. They'll just text you later.
#HowTo #Funny
How to convince your boss you're not hungover:
1. Greet everyone with wobbly, loud enthusiasm.
2. Stare intensely at the water cooler like it holds secrets.
3. Blame your "glow" on industrial-strength glitter fallout.
#HowTo #Funny
How to become invisible:
1. Whisper secrets to a houseplant.
2. Bribe the houseplant with tiny socks.
3. Boom! You're invisible to people who value their time.
#howto #funny