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I’m getting spam emails from Warren g because he wants to sell me barbecue sauce. I hate this gay future.

In awe at the size of this parf. Heckin unit.

Finally saw Metallica again last night. I was at their last Brisbane show, 15 years ago. Lazy cunts 😂 It’s amazing that after all these years James, Kirk and Rob have still got it.

SEE THAT YOU RETARDS!? THAT'S A FEDORA! THE DOUCHEBAG HAT IS A TRILBY!

'Fedora man' pictured at Louvre heist scene unmasked as 15-year-old teenager

A 15-year-old is unmasked as the "Fedora man" in a viral image taken outside the Louvre on the day of the crown jewels heist.

I wish somebody I knew had a husky. They’re such hilarious dogs.

England is fucked. Some towels stab a bunch of cunts on a train (as usual these days) and the only thing Starmer has to say to the people is “do as you’re told peons”.