Dilbert guy, 2003: "ha ha doesn't it suck how your boss doesn't understand technology?" Dilbert guy, 2025: "I have taught my computer to mind control me and it has instructed me to be more racist."

Why major in philosophy? - can be smug after only 2-3 classes - only major where you finish knowing less than when you started - generally better beards than psychology - can't find a job, but then again what even is a job?