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Being one of those privacy nightmare companies that practices creepy kyc/aml crap and collects/shares personal data you go on here asking for a "roast"? What is this, Reddit? Why don't you go there and suck on spez's dick then? I'm not mad, just disappointed. Please pour coffe over ur servers and end this shit once and for all.
Rolling your eyes isn't going to help you find your brain. I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one. Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should. You hear that? It's the sound of me not caring. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place. You have a face that makes onions cry. Have a nice day ... somewhere else. You do realize we're just tolerating you, right? Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons? It's really fun watching you try to understand everything that's being said about you. You are even more useless than the 'ueue' in queue. The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you. Somewhere out there a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame. Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege. If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you. I didn't mean to offend you … but I'll take it as an additional perk. I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to summon a typhoon. You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring … by leaving the room. I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute. I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you. I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award. It's all about balance … you start talking, I stop listening. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles. How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation? I'm listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once. You are like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think "not now." Don't worry … the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. It's impossible to underestimate you. If I throw a stick, will you chase it? I really want out of this conversation. You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really doing the job. The truth will set you free. You're the worst. OK, you're free to go. Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right? Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand! I've heard a smarter statement come out in a fart. I look at you and think … two billion years of evolution for this? I told my therapist about you. She didn't believe me. When I listen to you, I think you really are going to go far. I hope you stay there. When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figure it's smart to give myself a head start. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice. I think you just need a high five … in the face … with a chair. When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there? When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his "to-do" list. Everyone brings happiness to a room. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave. Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary? Accidents happen; the proof is reading this note! And now ... out of this thread ... image
↩ replying to ZBD
Hi @ZBD, please excuse the late reply. Unfortunately, I don't have the opportunity to be active on Nostr every day. Hurray ... Thank you very much! I'm really happy 🎊πŸ₯³πŸ†πŸ•ΊπŸŽ‰πŸ»! This is the biggest zap I've received so far. The competition was really fun. I hope you haven't been too roasted by all of us and now need professional help πŸ˜πŸ˜…! As I said, thank you very much again! See you soon πŸ«΅πŸ’œπŸ«‚πŸ€™
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How much is 100K in ZBD sats? You know, once you take the fees out? 🀣 The transferring fees at ZBD are so high I'm considering transferring my BTC to fiat and storing it in the bank, so that at least I'll still have some money when Claus and my government comes for it
↩ replying to Nice and Kind Vic
Oops you're right it's not 11% but it's more than 1%. I was charged 154 sats on a 15,000 sat tranfer. The extra 4 threw me I was always better with words than maths. As for an extra 1 sat.... As far as I can tell WoS has only ever charged me the exact sats I zapped so if you're paying 1 sat or more to zap people on nostr, you're being ripped off πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
The ZBD sign-up experience involves guessing the mystery maximum password length: image Every fucking time I log in, I get asked if I'm a Business or an Individual: image I'm trying to do this KYC bullshit but I can't because the button won't stop... loading? image There is no fucking sign-in button anywhere on the main page: image Do you actually want people to use your service? lol
Ha! Ha! Ha! ZBD, the app that promises to help you "level up your fun and start earning Bitcoin at the same time." But the reality is, you're more likely to just level up your frustration. The surveys are boring, the games are repetitive, and the rewards are minuscule. And if you think you're going to get rich quick by "stacking up those Bitcoins," think again. You'll be lucky to earn enough to buy a cup of coffee. And let's not forget about the fees. ZBD charges a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. So by the time you're done, you'll have earned so little Bitcoin that it's not even worth the hassle. But hey, at least the app is free to use! That's right, you can waste your time and energy on ZBD without having to pay a penny. But I wouldn't recommend it. There are much better ways to spend your time, like watching paint dry or staring at a blank wall. So there you have it. A roast of ZBD, the app that promises the world but delivers very little. If you're looking to earn Bitcoin, I'd recommend finding a different way to do it. ZBD is a waste of time and money. Their claims are misleading. They make it sound like you can easily earn a lot of Bitcoin by using their app, but the reality is that you'll only earn a few cents for each survey or game you complete. Their fees are high. They charge a fee for everything, from withdrawing your Bitcoin to transferring it to another wallet. This can really eat into your earnings. Their customer support is poor. There have been many complaints about ZBD's customer support, with people saying that they have had difficulty getting in touch with anyone when they have had problems. Bye Ya'll, Ha! Ha! Ha! , I would not recommend using ZBD. There are much better ways to earn Bitcoin.
Your brand seemed so cool and fresh a few months ago, everyone celebrating your interest in #nostr, #lightning, and #bitcoin. Now that you've shown your true colors, you don't deserve a purple logo, change it to 'KYC' on a πŸ’© background in shame. So what's with all the KYC? 🏦 Uploading a copy of my passport or driving license so I can get a few more sats from idle tapping and random surveys? How un-Satoshi of you! πŸ•΅ πŸ‘» And what's with all the lightning force closures? ❌ ⚑ ❌ Kissing up to the regulators by rugpulling the people who trusted you? πŸ‘ I don't normal rant or roast on here, but for you I made an exception πŸ”₯ #roastr #kyc #rugpull #fakebrand #dino