>be me
>love my dog
>want to spoil her
>get her one of those big beef bones for a special occasion
>take her for a walk, she is very cute
>decide to just give her he bone for no reason
>she is happy
>runs away with it
>instead of chewing on it, buries it with 4 or 5 other bones that I have given her over the last year that I forgot about
>"i should not buy her any more bones"
>2 months later
>be me
>love my dog