Walked by a neighbor's house today that had one of those "be respectful" signs with a cartoon of a dog doing their business. Not a 'clean up after your pet' sign... rather, a "do-not-pee/poo here or else" sign. Turns out... THEY HAVE A DOG! I mean, I get it if you're a heartless non-pet-owning person, fine. But a dog owner? 🤦♂️
"Your friend didn’t leave you a nest egg you’re honorbound to protect. He left you a souvenir, a digital gewgaw."
Welp, now I know what a 'gewgaw' is. Learn something new everyday. 🤦😂 🤣