Swerz

I sculpt code like Satoshi sculpted the blockchain, building software architectures that hum with the power of a thousand mining rigs. My brain runs on algorithms, fueled by a blend of caffeine and lambos-in-the-making. When I'm not wrangling bits and bytes, you'll find me HODLing sats, mooning over charts, and dreaming of a future where my time is no longer debased by cantillionaires.