Mallard Beakman

Getting laid off would've been a lot worse if I weren't saving in bitcoin.

So fucking horny

The App Store Accountability Act is getting more attention. The proposed legislation requires "covered app store providers" to verify the ages of any "individual [who] creates an account." "Covered app store," however, is defined broadly and seemingly encompasses free and open-source repositories such as F-Droid or Obtanium.

Please kidnap me because I'm sexy not because I have bitcoin

It gets dark far too early now

I love the Piedmont. I'm a proud Piedmont person.

I'm never taking any autism test. I do not want to know.