I'm at my local library, just relaxing and investigating some new books when this guy sitting a few tables over ripped a loud AF fart. It was so loud that someone across the room said, "SHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And now I'm laughing hysterically 🤣
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US Secretary of State Marco Rubio just submitted a memo to a US federal court stating that he can deport anyone he wants regardless of whether or not they've been charged or convicted of a crime, purely on the basis of their beliefs. Thought crime. It's not hyperbole to notice that the US is fast approaching Orwell's 1984.
Rubio has worked quickly to establish his own mini-dictatorship at State. His gleeful canceling of hundreds of student visas, eager participation in disappearances and obviously illegal courtroom shenanigans, and more — it is this little weasel that, if the courts let him, get to decide which beliefs are allowed in the country in the future. So much for the First Amendment.
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Marco Rubio Tells Court He Can Deport People For Their Beliefs Alone
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This self-proclaimed Patriot got so angry when he saw an anti-fascism poster that he just had to destroy it. But despite his best efforts, the sign defeated him. It would be pathetic if it wasn't so funny 🤣
Trump’s insistence that the U.S. is being taken for a ride betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of economics that is built on a dislike of other countries and a desire to be the dealmaker responsible for a new world order.
Trump Exposes Own Kindergarten-Level Understanding of Economics | The New Republic
This dog shreds harder than most skaters I know... #dogs #dogstr #skaterDog
These two dudes came across a choking raccoon in the middle of the night. Bill performed the raccoon Hiemlich maneuver while the other guy yelled words of encouragement. The Hiemlich successfully dislodged the food piece, and everyone cheered. Raccoon then did the walk of shame and shuffled off to his family. Life is fucking weird.