utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

remember 5 minutes ago when saylor was blocking devs from being funded and talking about how risky it is to work on bitcoin and now he's talking about how risky it is to not rapidly build quantum resistance and do hard forks what a fucking retard anyway just use segwit and don't re-use addresses and you don't have to worry about quantum.

when a vibe coder shows up a dev meetup

do you thaw your turkey on the counter the day before or thaw it 4 days in advance in the fridge

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mempool behaved very strangely this cycle, not sure it sends any signal anymore other than very few people use the chain to make transactions spikes in mempool fees used to coincide with euphoria, sort of did with ordinals i suppose?

government workers worried they might have to work lmfao

when your average price is like $7k and people ask if you're ok at $90k

he tried to eat all the snow this morning but failed

good morning

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