All-bones Jones :verified:

Saw someone call Heather "sad possum girl" and now I can't unsee it massive possum energy

remembering one of my favorite MTG interactions me: "win condition" them: "counterspell" "also counterspell" "force of will" "also force of will" "FUCK you, i concede" blue vs blue matches are peak

i have now beaten elden ring without talking to women

accidentally wandered into the weird part of youtube music again

I want your opinion on a mechanic I'm designing: Every attack can inflict multiple damage states (eg, bruising, broken jaw, concussion, etc) but the states are not equal in impact or odds. It's easier to bruise someone than to break their jaw. However, damage states work Elden Ring's defense in reverse: every damage state makes the enemy more vulnerable to the next one. Swing a wrench at their head, you might whiff and bruise their arm instead, but the bruise makes breaking their jaw with that same attack go from 30% to 54%. does this sound fun? damage on enemies snowballs