me, with insomnia at 3am: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK BWAHAHAHA
me, at 10 am the next day: kill me
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It's not like I'm counting the hours (61) until the days start getting longer or anything
They've made brussels sprouts taste better, sweeter, and I don't like it. A huge delicious meal like Christmas dinner needs one small part that's bitter and full of penance. Like myrrh. If they could have, one of those wise men would have brought brussels sprouts to the birth I'm sure of it.
Australian Christmas tree
(photo by Layn Simpson of Gympie)
People are unhappy that the Oscars are going to be streamed on youtube in 2029 but I'm more concerned there won't be any movies at all by then
Inside me are two wolves. ngl there's tension
The Grinch was right about humans, I'm afraid. Everyone is 12 and we don't deserve good things
the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be completely useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
If no ghosts visit me before Christmas to tell me to behave I'm going to be an absolute terror next year