Tying your identity with your financial activity for safety is a very fiat way of banking.
Could never be me.
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God & Corn
Building something to make Bitcoin self custody so simple, configurable and beautiful, that thereβs no excuse to still be a slave.
Grateful to people, like @ODELL, who share their valuable time giving critical feedback at the early stages.
It will be a platform to enable Bitcoiners to monetize their Bitcoin knowledge. No kyc, no bank account needed, just PoW and a Lightning address for those selected.
I will white label self custody tools:
- Seed Generation:
Metal Codex32
Seed picker cards
Entropia pills
- Seed in Use:
Metal Seed Signers (plus)
3D printed Seed Signers
Coldcard Q, Mk4, Blockstream Jade & Jade Plus, Passport
- Seed at Rest:
Custom single sig and multisig backup plates, can add Wars for partial or full wallet descriptors privately or for you to etch further.
One convenient spot, configure what you think is the best concierge document, share it with friends or family. I will make all of the content conditionally render, they can buy all the tools (if they want) and buy butlers and my time (if they want).
No more obscure payment amounts, unstructured content, limited options hidden behind 15-30 min exploratory calls.
Bitcoin self custody and concierge will be forever changed.
If you want to help, or follow along. You can see my NOSTR handle here:
@bitcoinbutlers
Or watch me ship publicly week in and week out. Cheers Bitcoiners!

Bitcoin Butlers
Bitcoin Butlers β Self-Custody Made Simple
Expert Bitcoin self-custody guidance. Configurable tutorials, one-on-one consultations, steel backups, and hardware wallets. We hold your hand, not...
Things that make you go hmmm
Unpopular opinion: The Bitcoin Dollar folks are evil.
Theyβre not here to push the envelope for a Bitcoin standard, theyβre here to enrich themselves and neuter Bitcoin via centralization the same way they did gold.


Christ is not here (currently) to flip the tables (again).
So, weβll have to settle for a sly round about way for the time being.


Gives snakes and ladders a new meaning.
Giving up is choosing the serpent.
Climb.

