Lesbian Problems: My girlfriend wants me to cut my nails, but my cat wants me to keep my nails long for scritches.
"[One] owner reported that the pop-up took over their screen even though they were using Apple CarPlay. To force-close an application that’s in use, solely for the sake of in-car advertising, is especially egregious." 🎢 I've got to admit it's getting better A little better all the time 🎢
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera" It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
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Quick! Everyone on the Universal Cereal Bus! image
Right-wing men love testosterone replacement therapy for when their hormones aren't quite reich
My "Not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my memo image
If you're in Boston and suffering from the government shutdown, the MSPCA is hosting some pet food pantries to help you and your furry loved ones
Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin
Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself. If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!