Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️

Wait, you’ve all been saying “anti-capitalism?” I thought you were saying Auntie Capitalism - like Uncle Sam and Auntie Capitalism.

Everyone complains about GenZ, but GenAI is way more annoying

Some celebrities are willing to support evil for fame and millions of dollars. Other celebrities are just excited to be evil.

When I open a can of cat food, my cat wants to smell it. If I don't let him smell it, he'll be a pain while I'm trying to feed him. If I let him smell it, he waits patiently. So now I crack open a can and hold it out for him to smell like I'm serving a bottle of wine in a fancy restaurant. #cats

Rachel Posner took this photo in Germany in 1931. On the back of the photograph, she wrote: "Judea dies", thus says the banner. "Judea will live forever", thus respond the lights. Chag Sameach! Happy Hanukkah!

I had a dream that some right-wing person actually did this

2006: You control the Information Age! 2025: A handful of billionaires control the Information Age! In two decades, the rich and powerful have consolidated their control over new mediums. From ads to algorithms to AI, they'll try to control what we think, who we hate, and how we vote!

Back in the day, everyone wanted to work making BlackBerry phones. RIM jobs were highly coveted.

Future Anthropologists: The mating rituals of the 2000s were complicated and superstitious. For example, burning CDs. People would take their favorite music and burn it as a sacrifice to the music gods, hoping they’d bring good fortune in dating.

Sometimes I worry that my cat is lethargic. Then midnight comes.