ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
jpfrogmd 🏴☠️⚡️
jpfrogmd 🏴☠️⚡️
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Humble pleb and customer service serf tasked with running an EMR cash register while toiling away in the neo-feudalistic wasteland that is modern healthcare…in between clicks I get to help patients.
Husband, Dad, M.D. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.
isn’t this the guy in charge of watching the gold at Fort Knox?
