Fesshole 🧻

I took my girlfriend's dad's car to the pub one night without anybody knowing. I met another girl and we had sex on the back seat. Accidentally left the condom wrapper in the car which my exes dad got the blame for. Him and his wife divorced not long after.

Last year my parents resolved the Abilene paradox in our marriage. After 7 years we all had Xmas together and I roasted a turkey. They asked why. I said my husband and the kids like it. They all said they were enduring it for me. We all hate turkey. This year we're having lamb.