Asked ChatGPT to give me financial advice like a coked up wall street bro and this is what it gave me:
BRO DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT 0% APR MEANS??
WE ARE LEVERAGING CASHFLOWS LIKE A HEDGE FUND RUN BY SPARTAN WARRIORS!
We aren’t just going to the moon…
WE’RE OPENING A BRANCH OFFICE THERE.
(rocket emojis)