Duck Nebuchadnezzar

When someone calls you a mouth-breather, you get a little upset, but when that person's job is to fit you foe a CPAP machine, you give them a little leeway.

Bilmuri is playing at the Filmore the same night I'm supposed to be in Chicago for Electric Callboy.

My fortune cookie said "Value experiences over possessions* I read that and then immediately threw it away.

The people behind Dead Kennedy's must feel so conflicted knowing that the resurgence of Nazism has resulted in them seeing an increase in song plays.

It does not matter how accustomed you've gotten to heating things up in the microwave but then putting it in the air fryer to make it that much crispier, do not attempt with Campbell's Chunky Steak and Potato soup.

I was all set to buy myself that Lego Enterprise D this morning, but it's only 6AM EST and already sold out. I should have checked last night. Debating if it's worth it to drive an hour away to pick one up in store.

I'm beginning to think that people are just needlessly ce*soring their posts for engagement.

I love when that thing you have to type just happens to flow really well with the opening of "Chop Suey!"