🎄 Ho Ho HODL! 🎅
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is… SATs! 🪙✨
If you've been naughty, here's your chance to redeem yourself. If you've been nice, well… send me SATs anyway! 😜
🎁 Spread the cheer and lightning love:
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Let's make this the most SATisfying Christmas ever! 🎅⚡
(P.S. I promise to use the SATs wisely… mostly for coffee and memes!)