Turdicus

friday night at the barcaid after work baby who am i seeing tonight?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I AM AWAKE FOR A BEAUTIFUL DAY

my friend going through my old pokemon card collection was going crazy with every handful of cards I handed him. I have a lot of the first handful of sets made and he ended up pulling 12 cards out for us to have graded because it’ll make big number even bigger

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if I ran on stage while he was being sworn in and put my hand on his copy of art of the deal or his Talmud or something and said “I swear to be the big nigger” before he did would I be president instead

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launching an RPG at 15 million niggers and blowing them to smithereens (it’s final fantasy crystal chronicles and I’m playing the role of mage casting a fireball)