#FOMC SYNOPSIS (#BITCOIN VERSION)
The Fiat Fire Department is out of water again.
1. The Fed cut rates because the system can’t breathe
Another 0.25% cut is basically the Fed whispering:
“Employment is cracking… inflation is still high… but we have to pretend we’re in control.”
Translation to Bitcoiner language:
They’re choosing currency debasement over a recession. Again.
The Dual Mandate has turned into the Dual Panic:
•If they don’t cut → unemployment jumps
•If they do cut → inflation reignites
Either way, your dollars melt.
2. Three dissenters = the committee is fighting in the group chat
9–3 vote.
One wanted a bigger cut.
Two wanted no cut.
When the money printers are arguing out loud, you know we’re nearing the end of the fiat runway.
Bitcoin has no board meetings.
Bitcoin has no dissents.
Bitcoin has math.
3. Inflation still above 2% and they’re shrugging
Powell literally said:
“There’s no risk-free path.”
Translation:
“We have no idea what we’re doing, so we’re going to try not to crash the plane.”
Inflation still isn’t at target.
But they cut anyway.
That’s the part markets don’t want to admit:
They’ve accepted permanent inflation.
4. Forward guidance is fake confidence
The Fed says “only one cut next year.”
Bro…
Every cycle we get “one cut” right before they panic and cut eight times.
Dot plot = astrology for economists.
Bitcoin halving = physics.
5. Big Picture for Bitcoin
This meeting is basically screaming:
🔸 Fiat is structurally broken
🔸 The labor market is weakening
🔸 Debt is crushing the system
🔸 Inflation is sticky
🔸 Rate cuts are back on the menu
And what thrives when:
•real rates fall,
•inflation stays sticky,
•and trust in institutions weakens?
Bitcoin.
Every. Single. Time.
The halving already happened.
Supply is strangled.
Institutions are buying.
And the Fed just confirmed the next leg of the #StairwaytoHeaven.
6. TLDR for #Bitcoiners
The Fed cut because fiat needs life support.
Bitcoin pumps because truth doesn’t.
