What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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Toad.
Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
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Milk and quackers.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Because it wasn’t peeling well.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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So he could tie the score.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.