The year is 2025. Mom and Dad are fighting over what “real” Bitcoin is and the only people who can bring peace to the galaxy are @Laser armed with an ungodly number of buttsicles and @HODL with an unlimited supply of motivational vlogs. This is the best timeline

Are you feeling bullish, anon?

Guys, we’re bored and chopsolidating at $118k. Soak that in. Stay humble and touch grass today