The Babylon Bee

MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially ban the celebration o...

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to g...

PALO ALTO, CA — A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors in the U.S. are unable to recall...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Donald Trump broached the subject of scientific collaboration this week with Tesla Founder and...

As the government shutdown continued into its fourth week, Americans from all parts of the country reported experiencing a wide range of feelings a...

THE INFERNO — In a stunning tell-all interview from the bowels of Hell, Osama bin Laden said he is getting really friggin' sick and tired of...

NORCROSS, GA — Following the public relations disaster Cracker Barrel experienced this week after it introduced its new logo, popular restaurant ...

With all the controversy surrounding actress Sydney Sweeney's ad campaign for clothing retailer American Eagle, more people than ever are wond...

SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more ...

U.S. — Toy maker Mattel has unveiled the latest in its Barbie lineup, the all-new "Ozempic Barbie" that comes with real syringes and a de...