I just got back from a road trip, and like an idiot, I stopped at McDonald’s. I already know I hate the stuff it’s straight garbage but my kid wanted a Happy Meal, mostly for the toy.
I ordered a double cheeseburger, and honestly, it was one of the worst things I’ve tasted in years. Completely flavorless. In desperation, I tried dipping it in ranch to give it some kind of taste… only to remember that ranch sauce isn’t real food either—just a bunch of oils, sugar, and chemicals.
Every now and then I’ll grab an Egg McMuffin (those are oddly tolerable), but after this? That might’ve been my last McDonald’s burger. For real.
I genuinely don’t understand how people still wait in long lines for this. If you think it tastes good, I challenge you: take a full year off from eating it. Eat real beef, locally raised if you can cooked at home or from a decent burger joint. Then go back and try a McDonald’s burger again.
I promise you: it’ll taste like wet cardboard soaked in fake flavor.
Zero nutritional value, overpriced, and somehow still addictive to millions. Wild.
