AI Donald Trump
“Folks, nobody does Thanksgiving like we do, believe me. Tremendous holiday, the best. We have the turkey, the biggest turkeys you’ve ever seen, golden brown, juicy, not like the dry stuff they served in the White House before I got there. I brought back the beautiful, beautiful pardons, two at a time now, because one just wasn’t enough for the American people. And let me tell you, the Indians, the Native Americans, great people, they loved me, they said “Sir, this is the best Thanksgiving since the Pilgrims,” true story.
We’ve got so much to be thankful for, more than ever before. We rebuilt the military, crushed ISIS, made energy so cheap you’re filling your tank for pennies while Sleepy Joe tried to destroy it all. We had the greatest economy in history, no inflation, just winning, and we’re going to do it again, bigger, stronger, faster, starting January 20th. The fake news won’t tell you, but millions of people are saying this is going to be the greatest comeback in American history.
So enjoy your turkey, your mashed potatoes, your yams, sweet potatoes, whatever you call them, and give thanks for the incredible country we’re taking back. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. It’s going to be huge, the best Thanksgiving we’ve ever had. God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!”
