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MARINES AT THE BORDER ARE LIKE "AY YO PRIVATE RAMIREZ, OPEN FIRE ON THOSE CHOLOS, POR FAVOR" "EYY SOREE SARJANTE JAMAL, I FORGOT TO PUT DE BOOLETS IN MY RAIFEL, ESE"

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SIG ISN'T EVEN THE ACTUAL SIG THERE'S LIKE FOUR SIGS GERMAN SIG SWISS SIG SWISS SIG ENGINEERS THAT WENT TO PARIS TO MAKE A PISTOL FOR THE FRENCH ARMY TENDER THAT ONE TIME AND SOME JEW-OWNED AMERICAN-RESIDENT COMPANY THAT REBRANDED AS SIG

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