The new #Commodore's support response has felt like sending messages to a rover on Mars.
ME: Can I do X?
THEM: Yes, you can do X. Confirm that like to do X and I'll do X for you.
ME: Please, do X.
[...days later...]
ME: Never mind, I'm going to cancel because the flex I've seen on that Starlight edition keyboard is unacceptable at this price point.
THEM (as I type this, no shit): Okay, I've done X.
ME: NNNNGH.
