BitcoinLightningGod

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I'm standing by a lake when all of a sudden a breeze takes my hat off, the hat lands in the lake directly on a ducks head, as the duck swims away in the distance I walk over to a guy throwing bread into the lake for the ducks, I take the bread out of his hands and proceeded to walk away, he said what are you doing, I said if the duck gets my hat then I'm getting the bread
What a bad crack I say to myself as I smack an egg on the rim of a bowl 3 times to damage it enough to send shell everywhere but fail to brake it open enough to split it in half, 4th times the charm I say as I take a swig of something swigworthy, what a miracle it worked on the 4th time and the eggs in the pan, hold on to your braces we're off to the races