There are barely any instances you can sign up for now
You Will (Not) Escape ☸️
About to switch to another instance BC an app I want doesn't work with Mitra.
Prepare for infinite notifications, oomfies
She pretends to take her clothes off and I pretend to goon
Your honor, she was almost 18
Guys pls upvoot my bangers
My feelings don't care about your facts, conservatard
My favorite part about newpipe is how it successfully plays YouTube videos 30% of the time
Your web browser is just a browser. Mine is a whole ass operating system.
Sparking Zero so misunderstood the design of the previous entry that it's actually better to play at 40 fps than it is 60 because the gaps from frame to frame help pace your reflexes.
The old games matched the visuals and the timing of the animations to signal what combos were possible.
Zero imitated those old animations, but didn't concern themselves with the timing so if you want to strategize you have to burn each individual character into your muscle memory to a ridiculous degree bc they all have different timings that aren't properly signified visually.
Some of the unique specialist moves are copied from the older game, but clearly misunderstood, vanishing dashes, for example, consume a ton of energy, make you difficult to hit, and make you move quickly. The point is you trade you offensive power for a few seconds of near invincibility and speed. If you know how to time it, it's great to strategize around.
The reboot includes those vanishing dashes, but without the speed or flexibility, so it's reduced to a flashy useless move. The animations for follow-ups to it are there, but bc the timing is screwed up, it can't actually connect.
It's so damn sloppy under the hood.
My favorite part of God's Not Dead is when Professor Asshole randomly gets hit by a car and renounces his Atheism right before dying, for no reason in particular.
The script is like one of those tweets where someone tells a fake story about owning some guy in an argument, but afterwards that guy trips and falls down some stairs and his pants fall off and everyone laughs at his tiny penis and he goes "truly, I have been undone by my own foolish hubris. You have won."
