chat one of my most ultimate pipe dreams is to make a fuckton of money and convince the Spanos family to sell me the Los Angeles Chargers so I can bring them back to San Diego where they belong. View quoted note →

chat we are in the era of memetic inversion. you think you understand irony but you don't, because it's twisted beyond comprehension—i am you and you are me and we are meme. in other news, travis kelce got BITCH SLAPPED by a man with the last name Tart from my home team, the (still San Diego in my heart) Los Angeles Chargers. karma is patrick mahomes scowling face on a lost W. karma is knowing that we are so back baby.

IT'S FOOTBALL SZN

I've had an iPhone as my second phone for two weeks now and I hate it, total trash and can't stand the discrepancy between iOS apps and Android apps. like wtf. View quoted note →

I think that if you have the right kind of vibe even bears will let you pet them but don’t take my advice—I’ve only thus far been successful at getting birds to flock around me like Snow White View quoted note →

you don’t need sponsors just yap into the audio notes app on your phone and post it! I would do this but I don’t want my podcast sponsored by the CIA. View quoted note →

chat sometimes I think about how I probably would have been a lot more famous and popular had I gotten into video content creation, for better or for worse, but I'm glad that I didn't for this reason: I'm just a writer. twitter is a writing platform. I don't use any other kind of platform because writing is the best and you don't need to see my face all up in a camera to get the message. it's far more friendly this way and really has nothing to do with my self-confidence or lack thereof. imo, we've put such a weird weight on "well if you wouldn't say this to my face then why say it online?" first of all, I'm an introvert and you'll probably never be near my face; secondly, I would say this to your face but I'm not trying to get assaulted because you (not YOU, but you) can't handle it. writing is MEANT to evoke emotions that might result in some sort of altercation if said in person, and it's good that we have this format to express ourselves even in seemingly uncivilized ways. there's nothing less powerful about writing regardless of the device or the mode of communication. plenty of people in my generation have fallen in love with other people through chats and text messages. writing often requires thoughtfulness and is heartfelt because there are things some of us are simply too scared to say out loud. I don't see a reason to become a vlogger for that reason. I love the written word and I love writing. I could write all day and chat with people all over the world on the internet and never get bored. seeing peoples' faces doesn't change how I feel about them from their writing; in fact, it enhances the experience of meeting people because us writing folks are a unique breed of deep thinkers. I want to be remembered for my writing more than I want to be remembered for my outer appearance tbh, not that I'm that bad to look at! we all have something we want to be remembered for and I hope that you make the best of whatever that thing is for you 🫶🏼

GM chat, I'm not sure everyone is ok today but I sure do hope that you are 🌻