Doomscrolling is old. You are post-post-core-core. Everything seems to fall apart seemstoblendtogether. Micro genres continue to grow but now everyone is so (un)serious. It’s too late for post-irony (is it?) You are not allowed to laugh about your demise anymore (or are you? (Or aren’t you?)) Sincerity has returned with a vengeance. It will bring order to nothing and everything. Everything returns and dies, including you. You are a zombie staring at your phone. This is the promise(dl)and this is heaven this isn’t what it was supposed to look like, is this hell? You have finally made it to the beginningend. “The periphery holds the Secret” (al-Hollandi, 2024), the secret is soon to be totalized.
Those Wyatt’s were the first high fashion item you bought-sold. Now you are buying them again. Perhaps you should try to find your own pair. No, like actually, the pair you owned before. Authenticity is cool, isn’t it? I mean you should definitely do it, we’re post Y2K and Indie sleaze at this point and Hedi is picking up steam again. "2025, yeah, my jeans still Hedi" (Fakemink, 2025). Be serious about your aesthetic now. Hedi Slimane Dior Homme SLP Celine or something like that is the timeline I think.
East-Asia is on track to be the first place where collapsing fertility rates will make humanity disappear and where everything human will ever come from. The K-wave is already completed, It has infected the timeline. They say (somewhere online (I forgot where)) that K-Pop is on its decline. It’s “death” is its totalization, so the good part is that Idols have gone global. The better part? You are the idol now and you are the star in a variety show, so please make us laugh (and be SINCERE (which means be funny (which means be beautiful (which means be relatable (which means be authentic (which means
In the mean time P-Pop is kinda cool right now, J-Pop seems to have a resurgence. I’m scrolling frantically through soundcloud in an attempt to find new stuff (micro genres which remix old stuff). I go on Bandcamp and look up new noise and musique concrete acts to signal that I still got it (to myself mainly). My phone offers me access to every part of the world....
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