Just got a call from a US friend:
βHey bro! Do you remember this bitcoin thing you told me about last year? What do I need to do to buy again?β
Me:
π¬π§ π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ«‘
- M&S Foods is a scam.
- NHS is a scam.
- TV Licence officers are neo-KGB.
- Cream on the scone comes first, then the jam.
- Cottage pie and marmite are the best food on Earth.
- Glaswegian sounds similar to drunk Russian.
GM βοΈβοΈππ»
Der Sozialismus funktioniert nur an zwei Orten: Im Himmel (da braucht man ihn nicht mehr) und in der HΓΆlle (da gibtβs ihn schon).