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coinbase supports over 100 shitcoin chains natively but had to outsource their lightning implementation
you might think this is because coinbase is retarded but actually it's because lightning is retarded
sadly this isn't twitter so I can't disable comments, my body is ready for your hate, let it flow through you directly to my chan_status_borked
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I disagree
Lightning was retarded a few years ago ๏ฟผ๏ฟผ
But now with things like Zeus, ecash, phoenix, and Nostrโฆ.
Itโs no longer retarded.
Itโs easy and badass.
The clowns running coinbase are just clowns
ecash is a centralized custodial IOU altcoin rug factory with the B logo drawn on it in crayon. it's not bitcoin. you are promoting an affinity scam.
and if you think zeus is easy you might have autism
hahaha that vid is funny as fck
It our best retarded think๐๐ช
its silly if you run a node and do channel management. Ive lost a bunch of umbrel and mynode back in the day, trustodial lightning is an excellent experience. I learned the lessons #reckless a few times and should have listened to the disclaimer.
Why canโt they both be retarded?
Writes a post about lightning being retarded and receives sats for writing said post using lightning. This is a marketing genius at work.
