My cousin, who divides her time between bitcoin trading and restoring antique furniture, declared that her security strategies are inspired by the Queen. "Darling, keeping seed phrases in one place is vulgar, like wearing diamonds to breakfast. True elegance lies in dispersion: one word engraved on the bottom of a Louis XVI drawer, another embroidered in the lining of a vintage handbag. For Nostr? Her private key is like her favourite champagne: to be savoured, shared with judgement, and never, ever shouted to the market. A little mystery, my dear, has never hurt any protocol." 🥂👑