Facebook: “unfriend me if you don’t believe what I believe”
Instagram: “vanity - ad - reel - ad - photo - reel”
Threads: “TikTok is cooked, anyone have a CapCut alternative?”
X: “Here’s how to make $1M with your butthole in 3 hours”
YouTube: “and now a word from our sponsors because I have to pay the bills”
Pinterest: “A full garbage big load AI slop vomit”
Nostr: “GM + PV, I built this thing, you can use it or don’t, I don’t care”
