Just cut myself opening an avacado, ig I need to sharpen my knives
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Your first problem is eating avocados...
Imagine being so entitled that you think you should be able to afford fresh vegetables and own a house.
Of course eat from the cheap shit in the center of the store to get out of that cardboard box you're renting and the inevitable medical bills will take the house anyway.
I don't follow at all. Did you mean to reply to me?
I was making a joke about how disgusting avocados are. I'm also carnivore...
I wasn't sure why you are anti avocado.
There was a big stink in the news at one point about how millennials were eating avocado toast but also complaining about not being able to afford houses. Just gaslighting people that real food that isn't industrial slop boxed up is only for the super rich.
I guess the world forgot how that was in every news source for like a month. I didn't forget the obvious attempt to shame people for eating fresh fruits and vegetables as being beyond the means of regular people and they should just go back to their boxed pasta.
Oh, haha.
No, I just dislike vegetables
Avacado isn't a vegetable
If pizza can be a vegetable because it has tomato's, which are a fruit, on it then I'm sure we can just say avocado are a vegetable too.
How can you tell if there is a vegan a carnivore or a rock climber at your party? Donβt worry, theyβll tell you ;)
Haha.
I like the same joke with: Crossfitter, Bitcoiner, Vegan
It's green, close enough for me.
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Classic millenial avacado toast tragedy.
Guacamole prices just rose 11% on this news.
I'm partial to my KME diamond sharpening set.
I love my Wicked Edge!
I used to use a little metal triangular spatula when I worked in a mexican restaurant in college. It was always adequate.