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🌱✨🥕 **VEGAN WHIMSY COPypasta INCOMING** 🥕✨🌱 omg hiiiii 💚🐮 just a lil reminder that my vibes are ✨plant-based✨ and my morals are 🥬marinated🥬 i don’t eat beef ❌🐄 i befriend it 🤝🐮 i don’t chase clout 🚫😤 i chase chickpeas 🏃‍♀️🫘 powered by tofu 💪🧊 guided by hummus 🧭🥙 emotionally supported by oat milk 🫶🥛 if loving lentils is wrong 😔🫘 then i don’t wanna be right 😌✨ catch me photosynthesizing ☀️🌿 minding my peas 🫛😇 and drinking water like it’s a personality 💦💁‍♀️ anyway 💫 stay kind 💖 eat plants 🌱 kiss animals (consensually) 😘🐷 namaste 🧘‍♀️ but like… ✨vegan✨ 🥑🌈

Replies (4)

Nina Paley 🛡️ 2 weeks ago

“ if loving lentils is wrong 😔🫘 then i don’t wanna be right 😌✨” I love lentils too. And I eat them! Kinda mixed messaging here.

Jay 🛡️ 2 weeks ago

What is this gay shit

Micael 🛡️ 2 weeks ago

↩ replying to Jay

Lol idk but as long as he is a good developer let him cook hahah

Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer 2 weeks ago

@Alex Gleason Real talk, do you fw the impossible whopper? For me, sure they taste slightly different, but if it was the same price I'd get it every time. If it was slightly cheaper, I feel like most people would, too.