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Gaza does not exist

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GAME OVER!

You lost.

Your playtime was

772 days,

but you completed

the "al-Aqsa Flood" quest on only

19 of them. A truly disappointing result.

You were never going

to eradicate a militarized

racialist state backed by

the entire beating heart of MIC

& GAE, through only popular resistance

and guerilla warfare, you never

actually thought you were making it

to Jerusalem on a Toyota, did you?

The Algerians, Turks, GCC

have all agreed to the UNSC resolution,

only Iran said no and Egypt

said that the staff should at least be Palestinian,

but that is about it, all your

important military and economic nodes

have agreed that BoP rule over Gaza

is inevitable. Sorry, no solidarity.

The Bear is not interested

in getting in this quagmire,

why do you think they just said

hello to the new

Syrian administration?

and the Dragon is not interested

in any militarily conflict

because they are all

saving it for Taiwan.

Ergo, you got fucked.

Condolences.

All-in-all,

the amount of functioning

Arab countries is exactly six

(6) out of 22, the rest are

already having civil wars, collapsed,

or literally so insignificant we wonder

why it is an independent state in the first place

(sorry Bahrain).

It has been a death spiral since

Barak spoke of Spring

and the drones started pecking off

children in Yemen, but we all know

the fatal blow

happened long before you were born.

Absolute Evil expanded their physical

territory in the North

and its hungry eyes look eagerly

to the east for its next move.

In cyber it reigns supreme,

its phantom web covering

the Global South. Any device

at risk of being a poisoned

apple in your hands. You thought

the constant feed

of limbless bodies,

bloated children,

LaunchGood campaigns, and flotillas

woke you up. Yet you spent your

entire attention on copying

other players, neglecting

to customize your

own character or

hone your unique skills.

Instead of exploring

the vast universe

you stayed near

the save point

poorly managing your health

while your enemy

simply changed

the rules of the game.

The first node

of the Network State was just born.

And it's in occupied Gaza.

Which medieval avatar

would you like to respawn as

in the new quest "Jews in space"?

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