I guess NYC should get more accustomed to earthquakes now that we’re apocalypsing.
The most realistic scene in the original Alien movie is when the xenomorph kills Harry Dean Stanton, and the cat just watches in absolute bored indifference.
Have we considered that Die Hard might not only be a Christmas movie, but may actually go a step further to be classifiable as a Hallmark-style holiday romcom?
Eyeballs truly are the fingertips of the face.
That’s how you know they’re space aliens, The New Yorker, because no human would offer to do that work free of charge. image
[brings a velociraptor to a gun fight]
Halloween’s over and I’m still absolutely terrified what now
Happy Halloween watching the real-time horror-show footage of humanity’s collapse.
It’s just so majestic and makes you feel so small, The New Yorker. image
Sometimes you just want to go to the laundromat, crawl into an industrial-sized dryer, hand 27 quarters to an employee there, and request “Air fluff, please” without all the damned questions.