"I don't often read magazines, but when I do, I prefer Bitcoin Art Magazine."
He doesn't mine Bitcoin, he inspires miners. His wallet address has never been breached, not because of encryption, but because hackers consider it disrespectful. When he sends a transaction, the network confirms it in negative time. Satoshi Nakamoto once asked him for coding advice. Even quantum computers wait their turn when he signs a block. He once lost a private key, and the resulting market crash created a new economic theory. His cold storage is so secure, it runs on a toaster from 1984.
He is.... the most interesting man in Bitcoin.
