Dave Portnoy going off on his employees, publicly on Twitter, for not showing up to the office for his first morning back as owner of the company is a thing of beauty. And all the replies with people saying “hire me” are even better.

The best day of the year for any business is break even day. It’s the day you have all your expenses covered for the year and you know you will survive another year. Plus, every dollar of revenue you earn for the rest of the year is pure gravy. And the gravy sure is good.