I want to live somewhere so funny that enough people have ingested birb shit while scoffing into the heavens that it warranted a sign

Been saying this for ages

Inside you are two niggers You're probably being raped #niggerfriday

Just hysterically laughing at my retarded kids. They wanted to have an imaginary magic battle, so for some ungodly reason the second grader attacked me with a fire cheetah named "Boomer". Naturally, I defended with Second Wife Jitsu and 401k to Gold Transmutation. Of course she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about about. Then the four year old that listens to every damn thing I say runs in and shouts "Chud Creation Magic: Warm Hot Dogs", and I almost pissed my pants.

few people know this but coming up with fake Chinese company names for Amazon is a very lucrative business Brb gotta Luxnoivy my Spingcharda