Gonna have some veggies straight out of the can (hops (it's a beer can (I'm drinking an IPA (I'm playing Gradius))))

Taking my meds (kidnapping Italian women)

The bacteria inside my body have learned to digest plastic and have rid me of microplastics. Downside is I coughed on my tupperware a couple weeks ago and it started decaying.

I'm the the last two minutes of Black Diamond by Kiss of racism

Hopping on one of my 20 secret group chats where we do nothing but talk trash about people who aren't in those group chats. Catch you guys later.

The whole grug meme was retarded (by design) but in hindsight there's definitely merit to tricking internet spergs into not posting their autistic overbaked takes

Takeseller more like takesmeller