The self-obsessed boomers told their kids to “follow their passion” and “be whatever they want to be” Would have been more helpful if they had told us to “learn how the system actually works” and “pay attention to trends”

Growing up, I never understood all the talk of wishing for “peace” around Christmas This year, I get it so, so much

Caught a fun detail watching Honey, I Blew Up The Kid with my daughter The working shrink ray system’s database that was deleted was an “entire 38 gigabytes” Brb gonna go torrent the source code on Pirate Bay